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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."
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"Invention of the knife ""What is that?"" I call it the 'knife'. ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Greg, I am about to blow your mind."
"""Hey, boo"" - a casual ghost"
"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."
"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "
"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."
"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"
"You know what I hate? People that start their statements with rhetorical questions."
"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."