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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."

"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."

"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? Probably not. They haven't made a gig yet."

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Candidate: ""Honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Candidate: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"

"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."

"Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake."

"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."

"My husband is half Mexican half Polish. Last week he stole his own hubcaps."

"WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY."