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Joke of the Day
"""Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion is enough, chill out."" -Seal"
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"Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books."
"""Be right there! I just need to rip my lovely real eyebrows out & draw shitty fake ones in their place."" -Thousands of women"
"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."
"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."
"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."
"What's dad's best one-liner? ""My wife."""
"I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse."
"my credit score"