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Joke of the Day

"Saw a Steve Jobs doppelganger on a Spirit airlines flight today You could say that he was there, in Spirit."

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"Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !"
"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."
"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."
"What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe? (x-post from r/funny) [Poetic Justice](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1_500.png)"
"Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow. That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?"
"What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives? A 'murical."
"Doctor, doctor, there's a hairless military strategist on my head! Ah yes, looks like male Patton baldness."
"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."
"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."