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Joke of the Day

"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."

"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it..... It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."

"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."

"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""

"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."

"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""

"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"

"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"

"The baby fell on the floor at breakfast this morning. Luckily, she landed butter side up, so the five second rule still applied."

"Whats the worst part about being a news reporter? The shootings"