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Joke of the Day
"If you slept with my husband I'd be like ""OMG how much do I owe you?"""
Next Joke
"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."
"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"
"Asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, ""A way out"" wasn't the right answer."
"Vegetarians have been screaming, ""Save the Animals!"" for years. If they were really interested in animals, why do they keep beating a dead horse?"
"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."
"[visit to zoo] See kids? All these animals have to live here in cages because they woke daddy up early one time."
"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."
"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."