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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man."
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"Today's weather is perfect for running around with your top down. But these kids at Trader Joe's act like they've never seen nipples before"
"What do you call a vaping vegan? A steamed vegetable"
"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."
"What's the most popular Russian streaming service? Nyetflix"
"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."
"Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia."
"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."
"I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed."