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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd"

"If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no women around to hear him is he still wrong?"

"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink."

"If I had to describe myself in one word... ...it would be ""bad at following directions."""

"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."

"They say you are what you eat So I bought myself some ""ready to eat Apricots"" And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots."

"What do delinquent shapes get up to? Shenanigons"

"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."

"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"