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Joke of the Day

"""Tim's coming tonight"" ""Tim with hooves for feet or Tim that likes to bang coconut halves together?"" [in the distance] clip-clop clip-clop"

"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."

"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."

"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"

"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."

"Oh yeah bro? That's not what your mom said last night. I don't think so, anyway. It was a long conversation. She sounds well. Lovely person."

"Why don't Indians like snow? Because it's white and on their land"

"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"""I like cooking my family and my pets."" Use commas. Don't be a psycho."