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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business."
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"Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: ""For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."""
"Hey Shakespeare, are you writing your next play in pentameter? Iamb."
"I know a cannibal who only eats women's genitalia. Sometimes I go over to their house for a clambake."
"Saw these ducks in the park today looking at their reflection in the water practicing their teenage slut face."
"What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A thon"
"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911 ? She can't find the eleven."
"Have you heard about the midget psychic who broke out of jail? He's a small medium at large!"
"[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?"