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Joke of the Day
"If it's a boy, I'm naming him after my father, Anonymous."
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"Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face."
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"whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account."
"Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine."
"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"
"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"did you hear about the miners' new album? i really dig it"
"Wanna hear a joke? Western Feminism."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."