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Joke of the Day
"Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face."
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"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"Here's my review of the sun: One star."
"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."
"There is 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't"
"I think the Oscars would be a lot more interesting if they had a ""Best Nip Slip"" category... or ""Best Back Burger."""
"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"
"I was nervous leaving my ex in the backyard with my wife. I'll put a patio on them later."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth."
"This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie ""Alien versus Predator"". ""Whoever wins... We lose."""