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Joke of the Day

"Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine."

"What is Donald Trumps least favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday."

"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"

"A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, ""The yolk's on you!"""

"When Big Johnny tried to fly without an ID... ...the TSA diagnosed him with an enlarged prostate."

"Jogging, but with a car."

"I spilt glue on my autobiography & then accidentally sat on it. Anyway, that's my story & I'm sticking to it."

"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"

"Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said"

"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."