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Joke of the Day

"Soooo.... I was fucking this guy in the ass and I went for a reach around and the faggot had a boner"

"I went to a onesie-themed NYE party... ...everyone was appalled when I turned up wearing just a belt."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""

"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has a letter in it. envelope"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"