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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."
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"A wife comes home and says, ""Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!"" The guy says, ""Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"" She says, ""I don't care, get out!"""
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !"
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
"I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' ""quack, quack"""
"The boss at work is forcing us all to use the toilet only at designated times. It's my turn to go now.. I don't need this shit!"
"Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd."
"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."