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"What starts with e, ends with e, and has a letter in it. envelope"
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"The suspect was found dead with his genitals inside a jar of peanut butter... Dare I say he was... Fucking nuts."
"Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$"
"I wish my band were shittier so we could get booked on Leno :("
"""I'll Knock You Into Next Week"" have black mothers invented time travel? Details at 11. #ABCReports"
"Where are PCs formed? In the computerus."
"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."
"I don't understand how people can do such good impersonations. I can't even be myself around other people."
"If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car."
"dog and the fly what did the dog say to the fly stop bugging me looool"