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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she."
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"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""
"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."
"What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice."
"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"
"A Mormon says to his Motel receptionist, 'The porn in my room better be disabled!' The receptionist replies 'No it's just regular porn you sick bastard'."
"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."
"How do you circumcise a red-neck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"if you're happy and you know it... then the chemtrails are working Edit: credit to Welcome to Nightvale"