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Joke of the Day

"NSFW:Guy's should hold on to their memories. Guy's should hold on to their memories. Stupid Auto Correct: I meant mammaries."

"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"

"I choked on viagra this morning. I had a stiff neck for hours."

"My heart goes out to all those frustrated people who are stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles..."

"Did you hear about the argument between a fire and the sun? It got really heated."

"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."

"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."

"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"

"Most suitable joke for reddit [deleted]"

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."