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Joke of the Day

"Two corn muffins were in the oven baking. One turns to the other and says ""man it's HOT in here"" the other corn muffin replies... AAAAHAHHHAHAHAHHaaaaa A TALKING CORN MUFFIN!!!!!!!"

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"

"A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find her parents in bed. ""Well!"" she exclaimed. ""And you tell me off just for sucking my thumb."""

"I'm not a good cook. At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes."

"Q: If Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Al Gore and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized who would be saved? A: The United States of America!"

"What is the funniest name for male prostitutes? Peter sellers."

"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of."

"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""

"Someone just accused me of being schizophrenic. I'm beside myself!"

"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"