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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"

"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."

"Wanna know why donald trump considers my penis a muslim? Because i bomb the pussy"

"Why are antivax parents so afraid of their kids getting autism? Because they know, first hand, how hard life is when you're a fucking retard."

"Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six? Eighth nine seven because!"

"Was shopping for a toilet. Sales guy showed me the newest model they had in store. It uploads all my shit to Facebook."

"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"

"Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children."

"How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!"

"What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin."