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Joke of the Day
"Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!"
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"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you."
"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."
"Resolva qualquer problema. E simples... escreva qual o problema e clique em resolver http://www.splitz.com.br/problem http://www.splitz.com.br/problem"
"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"
"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."
"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."
"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""
"I guess I just felt safer when Martha Stewart was still in prison."
"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"