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Joke of the Day
"Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!"
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"What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo? An Eskimoji"
"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"
"[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight Me: *smiles ambiguously*"
"Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again."
"Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves."
"How do you know if a woman uses a vibrator when pregnant The kid stutters"
"If you die in the shower when you're shampooing do the police have to finish rinsing when they find you or is that the ME's job. Is it a job"
"[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?"
"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."