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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, dogs who wear ""Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working"" vests."
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"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""
"how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch"
"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."
"Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call."
"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."
"Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design."
"The two secrets of life 1. Don't tell everyone everything you know."
"After taking a massive dump, a cockroach in toilet bowl startled me so badly I forgot to flush. I was scared shitless..."
"How do you make hard cider? Put it in the freezer."