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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster? a failure!"
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"Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up? Your feet aren't empty."
"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."
"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""
"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."
"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"
"Wife wants to hang pictures of our kids in the bathroom. Like they don't already spend enough time in there with us."
"*pops the hood* ""Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*"
"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."
"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."