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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."
"Most people's religion or faith has a switch which they can conveniently switch on and off whenever it suits them."
"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"
"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"
"while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America."
"Remember when there were backyard gardens? Oh, those were good thymes."
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"
"The Ouija board spells out WHAT'S UP GAYLORD and I'm like is there really no one else in the spirit realm besides my grandma?"
"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."