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Joke of the Day
"Guess what? Chicken butt."
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"""You run like you're making fun of running."" -my brother"
"""Alright man let's crack open a few cold ones, it's going to be a fun night"" Said one necrophiliac to another as they walked into the morgue"
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"Two wives talking about sex The first asks 'Do you smoke after sex with your husband?' 'I don't know' replies the second 'I've never looked'."
"My weird paranoid neighbor, shreds all her mail and closes all the shades. But never locks her basement window."
"If meat is murder... ...then is cake battery?"
"What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? # # # # # In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!"
"[At the coroners' to identify a body] Me: ""Yep. That's a body all right."""
"Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?"