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Joke of the Day
"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."
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"is it me or is it tired in here? hahahahaahaa"
"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"
"My work day - 8:00-11:30 - wonder what I'll eat for lunch today 11:30 - 12:00 - eat lunch 12:00 - 4:30 - Damn lunch was good."
"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."
"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."
"I woke up next to a girl this morning... She must have been absolutely wasted, she didn't know who I was, Although that may have been the Roofies I slipped in her drink."
"A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth. ""His face was a complete mess."" Said the coroner. ""But his lungs were mint."""
"Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir."
"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."