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Joke of the Day
"I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity."
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"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."
"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."
"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."
"You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question."
"A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!"
"What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe? Paddy Hor D'oeuvre"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country? He was Snowden."