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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."
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"Please listen closely... Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes *after* Tuesday."
"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""
"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."
"Microsoft skipped Windows 9 because 7, 8, 9"
"A neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender: ""How much does a glass of beer cost?"" The bartender replies: ""For you, no charge""."
"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"
"If you come mow my lawn for me I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the rest of the people in the car!"