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Joke of the Day
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."
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"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"
"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"
"When I'm rich I've decided I'll buy homeless people state-of-the-art shopping carts complete w/wheel spikes for an advantage in can fights"
"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"
"face down ass up that's the way I like to contemplate the fragility of my existence"
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""
"I'd like to open a Greek sandwich shop in Lower Manhattan. I'll call it Ground Gyro."
"I like my women like my wine, 12 years old and Locked in a cellar Edit: u wot m8 I fixed grammar"
"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"