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Joke of the Day
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""
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"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"
"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."
"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"
"Whats blue and doesn't weigh much? Light Blue."
"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."
"Why did the audience hate the pedophile guitarist? Because he broke a G string while fingering a minor"
"""This is way too delicious. Let's ruin it."" -People who put pineapple on pizza."
"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."