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Joke of the Day
"face down ass up that's the way I like to contemplate the fragility of my existence"
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"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin"
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"what do you call a fish with no eye? Fush"
"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."
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"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A PILOT, YOU RACIST!"
"Sometimes I get jealous of the lingo black people use that I can't use. Then I remember as a white person I have things I can say that they can't like. ""Hey dad."" Or ""Thanks for the warning officer"""
"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""