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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Chicken come to /r/jokes? [To be buried](http://www.reddit.com/r/antiantiantijokes/comments/3bccyc/the_chicken_sat_far_from_the_road_considering_its/)"

"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"

"6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you"

"(first date) Me: *hyperventilating* Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx."

"I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy."

"So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting cliches... Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a racist?!?!"

"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute after they finished? ""Keep the tip."""

"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."

"I'm starting to think my crippled neighbor is gay. I am not sure if I should call him a fruit or a vegetable"