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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."
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"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"
"What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?"
"Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door What the FU.. Wrong car (I have a master's degree)"
"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"
"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"
"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."
"Arguing with an engineer is like mud wrestling a pig... You'll never win and eventually you'll figure out that the pig likes it."
"What do you call snacks served at a brothel? whore d'oeuvres"