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"Why was the tree in prison because it committed treeson"
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"Oh, you dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Cool. I'll have a number 1 and hold the lettuce please."
"What was wrong with the homeless guy's IPad It was missing a home button!"
"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."
"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."
"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."
"An old favorite I just remembered What the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !"