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Joke of the Day
"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."
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"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."
"My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting."
"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."
"A cow moves in next door to a horse... ...the horse says, ""Welcome to the neighhhhhhhhhhhhborhood!"""
"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."
"Removing her clothes"
"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."
"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"
"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"