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Joke of the Day

"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"

"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."

"How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down."

"Spent $200 on a Chinese hooker and was horny again an hour later"

"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"

"My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other."

"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him."

"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""

"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."