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Joke of the Day

"I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists."

"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...It's watching what other people eat."

"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."

"A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. ...and his wife is livid. ""You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"" ""No,"" slurs the mathematician... ""I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."""

"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."

"The Judge said to the defendant. ""I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."" ""Your Honor"" the criminal said ""that's what I tried to tell the police but they wouldn't listen."""

"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."

"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"