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Joke of the Day

"Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray? In the Mossque."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."

"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."

"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""

"I hate when I'm driving and I see people text and drive. It makes me want to throw my beer can at them."

"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."

"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."

"Man, I sure love gravity It's really down to earth"

"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."