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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."
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"Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common They both make her eyes light up when you run into them."
"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars."
"Me: If you take them out of their natural habitat they seek revenge by burning your tounge Sis: M: S: That's a pizza roll. You're high"
"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."
"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did."
"People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?"