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Joke of the Day

"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."

"A note to the mods "

"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"

"Give a man a fish, where's he supposed to put it? Get away from him you weirdo."

"What do gifted bakers take in high school? AP Flour"

"[5:30AM] BRAIN: I'll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don't wake up. BODY: I'll just clip my head on the door frame."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."

"Fellas, imagine having your balls roughly kneaded for two days straight. Congratulations you just experienced menstrual cramps."

"I adopt cats because I can't have any of my own."

"Hamburglar search history: sentence for stealing burgers do inmates get burgers what is prison ""beef"" countries that don't extradite"