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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."
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"cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure"
"I once had a midget for a wife. until I took an arrow to the knee."
"""It's obviously not real, you dumb impressionable twats"" ...every time people get up in arms over fake articles"
"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"
"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"
"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"
"What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora] ""M'dea."""
"I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only ""disappointed"" in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there"
"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."