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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people!"
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"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."
"*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms out upset* *I follow* Outside: ""DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!"" *high 5*"
"TIL They Discovered a Gay Dinosaur It was a Megasoreass"
"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her"
"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"
"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."
"Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, ""I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."""
"When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon"
"Remember when? Remember when the worst thing about Volkswagen was that they made cars for Hitler?"