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Joke of the Day

"The first Annie was a ginger top. Now we have a black Annie. What's next? A young feminist orphan Annie?"

"Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency but otherwise they just look silly."

"An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, ""If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!""."

"Today I Learned.... Jumble Boogie browrearrr browrearrr"

"A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice."

"What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out."

"Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me."

"Two really hot women are walking down the street... when a man who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere..."

"What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity"

"Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you."