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Joke of the Day

"Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it."

"Here's how pessimism works. It never works."

"MILEY Y U NO PARTY IN OTHER COUNTRY?"

"I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas."

"Where do lobsters buy their work clothes? Homardware."

"Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders."

"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"

"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"

"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"

"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."