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Joke of the Day

"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"

"*hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P. I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N."

"Knock knock. Whose their? The grammar police."

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."

"Help oh god a I tied a balloon to my hand and now I'm two hours over the ocean held hostage by the wind"

"Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a woman's ass"

"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."