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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. When I found out I was like OMg!"

"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"

"Did you know that all Bicyclists are colorblind? Cause they can't tell Green from Red!"

"What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !"

"My boss told me to have a good day So i went home..."

"If you like drunk girls in really high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies."

"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."

"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."