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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Punch his cousin"
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"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Slap a man with the same fish and the video will go viral in under 48 hours. #Truth"
"The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight."
"Whenever I see a big guy beating up a little guy I ALWAYS jump in to help cause there is NO WAY the little guy can take us both."
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? What's worse than a lobster in your piano? A CRAB on your organ."
"Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood."
"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."
"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"
"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"