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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

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"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"
"I told a deer joke once. It was very fawny."
"""Well, you should have been more specific before I painted all these veins."" - designer of the Wienermobile"
"My review of the sun One star"
"So a Korean ferry capsized with over 280 people lost overboard. Not entirely a waste. Now we have 280 extra divers looking for flight MH370."
"Funerals are like family reunions minus one"
"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."
"I drink black coffee Because I'm not racist."