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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."

"My friend told me that he saw a bowl so big that it was the size of Australia. Which I replied, ""Wanna know whats also the size of Australia? Australia."

"A friend asked me, ""Did you know Isaac Newton died a virgin""? I replied, ""What colour?"""

"Hey girl, I've got a sex-Ed project due tomorrow... And I need a 69 to pass."

"I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign."

"A drunk man's reasoning; ""What the hell, she's only ugly in the face"""

"Your momas so fat... You just lost the game inb4 downvotes and madfags"

"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """