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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far."

"I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, ""Keep Frozen."""

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the damn hedge?!"

"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""

"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"

"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and mistake my crippling pessimism for an attractive sense of humor."

"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."

"Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days? Because 7 days makes a hole weak"