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Joke of the Day
"What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !"
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"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."
"My calculus professor recently divorced his wife .. .. one day he simply told her ""I'm making a you substitution""."
"Why was the black person sad? Police Brutality"
"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"
"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."
"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""
"I'm sick of these people turning up at my door, telling me they're my saviours and if I don't listen I'll burn. Fucking firemen."
"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."
"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."